Imagine if people dismissed other forms of communication the way they do the internet.
“Why are you being such an asshole to me?”
“OH MY GOD THIS IS THE TELEPHONE! Stop taking it so seriously!”
My car is dead as a door nail and apparently a combination of irritation and inability to hear had me shouting at customers last night.
I really don’t want to do anything or experience anything right now, but at least there’s Cap2 and egg coloring with friends tomorrow.
you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
Welcome to the house i share with 30 people. My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.
Why is there such an absence of Harry Potter dragon headcanons on my dash? Because seriously, there’s so much beautiful lore to tap into to!
Chinese Parseltongues finding out that Chinese Fireballs can understand them and become acquaintances and the dragons give them still born eggs to use in potions.
Czech witches climbing into lairs to gather scales to carve into beautiful patterns and hang as ornaments during Yule.
Persian wizards passing down knowledge and skills like how to track young camouflaged dragons through the mountains, and how to recognize and avoid the caves the adult ones sleep in.
Scottish wizards making barrier spells specifically to protect their flocks from the dragons that live on the sea cliffs and like their sheep.
CAN WE JUST TALK MORE ABOUT HP DRAGONS PLEASE!