fakeanimegirl

alsoartsistra:

rinpin:

devinchee:

the-writers-ramblings:

xveritaxx:

Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadwa

NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON

PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON

OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON

I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.

thesapphirerose

deep-fried-eggs:

Luke? nah what an asshole what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Luke spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Luke scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

airagorncharda

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

airagorncharda

alphabuffalo:

topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

My dads favourite pastime is coming into my room at 8 in the morning (I go to sleep around 4am) and insulting my not-so-dirty room, me, my life choices, threatens to get rid if my cats, then vacuums. Every day.

The other night I had this dream about a vampire-guy, and these random teeenagers he was mentoring/planning to turn (like, one or two of them because 6 bby vampires in one place is a bit much). A couple of them got turned while he was away- I think he was in my house?- and there was this absolute slaughter/orgy. One of the last parts of the dream I can remember is someone bashing the vampire who’s POV I was in head against  the wall over and over again. I woke up with my head sore on the same side.

Then last night I kept having dreams that someone was in my room, standing beside my bed and either touching my shoulder or my face and talking to me. I thought it was my mom and didn’t realize until I woke up that my mom and the rest of my family are in Cape Cod until Sunday.